Now I ignore Marcus and jump straight into the pit, using a small brush to clear away

Now I ignore Marcus and jump straight into the pit, using a small brush to clear away the surrounding dirt. Soon, a knoblike metal shape emerges from the soil. I don't waste a second. I call Professor Lee. Professor Lee, I think I might have dug up a landmine. It's in the wasteland to the right of campus. There's a raised trigger mechanism on top. His voice goes tight immediately. Do not touch it again. I'm on my way. He hangs up before I can say another word. Less than 15 minutes later, Professor Lee comes running. He doesn't even bother wiping the sweat off his face. He crouches down and examines it carefully. After a long moment, he starts scraping away the dirt with a small triel. Marcus and I back away, bracing for the worst, but the explosion never comes. After just a few careful scoops, he lifts the whole thing out with ease. Nothing to worry about. It's just a pressure cooker lid. I take it, give it a look, and toss it aside. Who dumps a pot lid out here? Professor Lee just laughs and shakes his head. Better safe than sorry. Go ahead and keep sampling. Stay safe. And just like that, he's gone. The live stream viewers are absolutely dead from laughing. Viewership spikes again. Bro should go work at a cooking school. They're literally delivering pot lids to your door. I really thought that song was about to come true. Like school actually goes boom and it's just a lid. Marcus can't hold it anymore and burstsout laughing. I shoot him a look. What's so funny?
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