chirp3-hd:Autonoe
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Pakistan ki police bhi kamal hai, kaam bhi sirf tab karte hain jab kaam ki zarurat nahi hoti. Agar apke Ghar mein chori ho toh chor se 50-50 kar lena, magar police ko mat bulana. Kyun ke agar police aai toh sab se pehle apko hi arrest karegi, phir chor se 50% per settlement karegi, aur phir apko maar peet kar muu band karwa kar Ghar wapis bhej degi. So, police bulane se acha hai insaan chor se hi settlement kare, atleast 50% toh bach jaayega. Ek bar Karachi ki police ko sher bher se khutte pakarne ka kaam mila. 1/2 gante baad police jeep wapis aayi, to usmein 15 murgiyan, 5 bakre aur 5 kilo doodh baramat hua. Pata chala DG shab ke Ghar iftar party thi, jis ka menu chicken biryani, mutton karahi aur kheer tha, aur yeh sab collection per nikale the. Read it and tell me how funny is that?
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Created: 2026-04-07T23:18:16.808Z