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*Judge's Pet Peeve* In a traffic court in California, a defendant was contesting a speeding ticket. The judge asked him, "How do you plead?" The defendant replied, "Guilty, your honor, but I'm not speeding – my car is just really old and slow!" The judge chuckled and fined him $50.
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Created: 2026-02-20T03:31:06.889Z